Peanut or plain?

I bought a new purse today at lunch.  Just a basic hippie-boho-looking-faux-leather-every day bag.

Salesgirl:  I unpacked these purses yesterday, they are so cool.

Me:  I love it!  I especially like this little semi-hidden pocket.  I can smuggle in contraband!

Salesgirl:  Contraband?

Me:  Yeah,  you know…like little bottles of booze and some weed or something.  Maybe a crack rock or two?!

Salesgirl:  *visibly concerned*  Or like maybe candy at the movie theatre?!?

Me:  YES OF COURSE THAT IS TOTALLY WHAT I MEANT TO SAY,  M&M’s AND SHIT.  (suddenly I’m shouting)

Salesgirl:  This is awkward.

Me:  YES IT IS.  (still shouting)

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